I totally get your obsession with Beyoncé, her tour costumes, and all the fans blowing across her stage. What I don't get is the fact that you are making a sh*t load of money with sold out concerts (your even have your own cruise now), and you don't have the decency to call a stylist who will not let you walk on stage wearing knockoffs which seem to have been sewn by a fashion design student on his first semester. Those shoulders and sleeves on that white jacket you worn this past weekend give a whole new meaning to poor construction, and I am not even going to comment on the scarcity of Swarovski crystals adorning your leotard. Don't be cheap. Would Beyoncé ever step on stage in an outfit with 24 crystals on it? No! She would never show up in something that hasn't been bedazzled to the point that it may blind someone in the audience. And please, please, please, if you like Balmain, call the store in Paris, give them your credit card number, and have them send you some real dresses. You can afford it. We know it.