Tanorexic Blayne was at it again last night on Project Runway. After his "girlicious" remarks failed to take off, he decided to butch it up with yet another catchphrase, trying to turn Tim Gunn into a thug with a "holla at cha boy." As precious as it was to listen to Tim and Blayne hollering at each other, it just wasn't one of those "what happened to Andre?" moments. And since am talking about Blayne, I don't remember the tour bus dropping him on Christopher street to take inspiration pictures, but his dress certainly did look as if a rainbow flag had exploded on it. It was a mess but lucky for him some contestants managed to outugly his number.
Now who knew Whitney Houston was not only releasing a new single but also sewing the night away? And who knew her ghetto combo would almost make it to the top? In terms of the winning number though, I am going to have to disagree with the judges. As cool as Kenley's dress was, it was not balanced. The skirt had too much volume in one side, and my feeling was that it was not intentional. Leanne's skirt and top though were flawless, easy, and very modern. She would have had this one in the bag had she not send that tragic satin dress down the runway last week. The look on her face when Heidi announced that Kenley had won was precious. I wish I had screen caps of it.
Holla at the producers: can we work on more footage of Keith shirtless? Maybe a shower scene?
Holla at my friend Matthew: thanks for dinner last night. Project Runway is ten times more fun with you.
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