How do you cast all the hottest boys on the planet and make them look as unsexy and silly as possible? I do not have the answer, but I have a feeling that the stylist behind the spring 2007 Etro show may be an expert on the subject.

Will someone please tell me this was just a joke? I hope at least that the invite for the show had some circus reference going on. Click to enlarge.

And now a quote from Tim Blanks' review at Style.com: "Come to think of it, acid would probably have helped the audience fathom the visual and aural farrago of this show." And he was being kind.

With his spring 2007 collection, Valentino filled the void left by Cavalli's uninspired menswear show (which was so boring you would have yawned if I had posted pictures). With animal prints, python shorts, tiny swimsuits, and a parade of (more than) perfect jackets and rain coats, this show certainly provided the chic sex appeal that all of us expect from Milan. Click on images to enlarge.

You have probably seen this already but I had to post it: Beyoncé and Jay-z at this week's BET Awards.

Globo's site Ego keeps on teasing me with Dado Dolabella. Apparently the sexy young actor is cheating on me with actress Luana Piovani (and we have not even met yet, which cannot be a good sign). Click here for more pictures.

The (shirtless) boys watched France's match after their win over Ghana in the locker room. Click to enlarge these wonderful moments of joy. Thanks Phelipe for the heads up.

Moment of reflection: just imagine what the ratings would be for the World Cup if there were cameras inside all locker rooms. It is something to keep in mind for 2010.

My friend Dudi finally got his act together and emailed me his pictures from São Paulo Gay Pride. Here is a look at his personal selection of shirtless muscle boys at The Week, my favorite club in the city.